Just another forward mail, but this time i got this funny joke, couldnt help but publish it.. haha
Better Than Pork
A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by saying, “I know, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork . . . but have you really never even tasted it?”
The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, “I must tell you the truth. Yes I have, on the odd occasion.”
The rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, “I know that in your religion, you’re supposed to be celibate . . . but . . .”
The priest interjected, “Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice.”
The two resumed their reading. There was silence for a while. Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper and said, “Better than pork, isn’t it?”
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